One of the psyche more complicated to understand, after the female, is that the rider Emiliano.
You can define the traits and behaviors but the reasons remain unknown if not totally incomprehensible.
I try to draw a summary of the identikit Ciclista Emiliano hoping to cause a minimum of awareness with respect to a phenomenon unknown but very serious and widespread.
The general feature of EC is due to go to any. From the garage to the house to the garage at home he always goes to the whole. Warm? Macchi. Enjoy the scenery? Mo 'no. The'andare all 'reaches its climax when it happens to' stick ', that is when you meet another rider. No, I must correct you do not 'meet' other cyclists (there is a positive feeling in the meeting), better to say 'put themselves in the crosshairs' other cyclists. Here, in this case the rule is Solta and only one: to go to catch him. Required. Yes yes yes. Inevitable. There is no way. At all.
If you happen to be cyclists, and maybe inform some 'trained and you happen to end up in a bike over here sooner or later you will be chased by a gasp, the sound of a wounded animal, incarognito; proccupatevi is not only a cyclist Emilia fifties who clings to the wheel, elbows wide mouth gaping, face twisted , paunazzo Florescente bike and five thousand euro in the ass.
The Cyclist Emily is divided into two species:
1. CGV (large group of cyclists who come to the summit). Usually leave the city or the surrounding area to the Via Emilia and run almost exclusively with others to form a pack (or large group) of considerable size which can be up to fifty copies. Their main characteristic is that cars and remain even when these mountain bike: keep the same point of view when they are driving from the road (and therefore are in the midst of caraggiata) and compared to those traveling with them (and not next in line). Motorists are obviously totally ignorant of the first rule of cycling safety: a machine behind a few inches and the most dangerous thing there is.
The final aspect to which they differ and do not greet each other. Emilia is a rivalry between cyclists and senseless, insesatamente, widespread practice: greets us with enthusiasm, as if to encourage them. Here are CGV unhealthy. Why? Well maybe I
2. The second type of cyclist Emily is the CPS-GL (cilcisti solitary foot of hills - from around long). Usually come from the foothills of the deep or low. Are solitary or at most have one or two traveling companions. Their laps than a hundred miles away: step-by-house-house. They hate the traffic and then terribly familiar with all the side streets and areas such as GPS sperdure (even their name is derived from this CPS). The big distinction is that large group of cyclists always greet. A strange and incomprehensible occurs when they encounter other cyclists under a certain elevation behave as perfect Cyclists Emiliani, that attach themselves to all, but if the meeting takes place in very mountainous areas, for example, near a step, it changes everything They become good friends, confide in family problems and health, before saying goodbye at the end, rigraziarsi not seeing each other ever again in their lives.
As you see the poturo Catogoria Cyclists Emiliani has made quite ill. Their discomfort can be synthesized and distinguish between the two species in this way: the large group of cyclists for causing social problems while the Solitary Cyclists have social problems.
Photo: Alberto Rocchi, a typical species of the CPS-Reggiano Ciclista GL.
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